TOPIC: getting more volume out of my Taylor

Who would have thought? I'm playing with my dongle right now and it does bring out that jazzy vibe.
Wait a minute...is that my car alarm going off?

I have a dongle that looks like a key fob, but its realy a banjo tuner!!

You guitar players are a SICK BUNCH. Keep your dongles (or fobs) where they belong! You can't be satisfied with any of the millions of picks that are available so you have to use automotive or anatomical parts to strum your guitar. What's the problem?

Problem? Whee ain't got no stinking problem!! All whee got are "Fobs to the left of me, dongles to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you". Besides, my dongle is for banjers, not geetars.

Will someone please explain what a "FOB and a DONGLE" is? ??? (Sure hopeI'm not cursing here...using those words .... )

I tried to explain it before, it's the black thing with the buttons on it, on your key chain that unocks the doors and opens the trunk of your car when you push the buttons. Soooo, to use one as a geetar pick, it is very thick and ridgid. I can't splain it any better than that, Lucy!