How to abuse a Telecaster.
This guy, Danny Gatton, was probably the baddest dude to ever play guitar. He was not famous but other guitar players, famous and not so famous, called him "The Humbler" since that's what he did when he played. He was from the DC area and played jazz, bluegrass, rock, blues, rockabilly, pretty much any style with incredible dazzling technique.
Here's one of his "parlor tricks". Makes me dizzy just watching it.